Not a Soccer Rant

A

B

I told Mother Goose last night that I would not comment here on our fine U S of A's performance last night against Paraguay. Unfortunately, I'm breaking my promise. But, if pictures speak a thousand words then these two speak volumes.

We should have at least acted as if we played like him. At least, show glimpses of A.

But instead, we played like B. The Last Comic Standing who makes fun of his own cerebral palsy.

Alas, I am not Picasso nor Rembrandt. If only analogies could be drawn in the subtlest and most delicate of brush strokes. Discuss.