Monday, July 2, 2007

Cinema Will Never Be the Same


Jensen was kind enough to add the Latino Review to the list of links on the right-hand side of the page, and for anyone who hasn't visited this website, I have to give it my highest seal of approval. This site contains all sorts of movie information, but the most unique aspect is their script review section.

Not only do you get to feel like a Hollywood Insider by reading reviews of movie scripts that are a ways away from release, but you get to read them from a latin viewpoint. To top it all off, I think the guy actually knows what he's talking about.

Some of El Mayimbe's more eloquent insight:

-"WOW! WOW! WOW! ANOTHER GIANT FUCKING ROBOT MOVIE! WOOHOO!"
-"For all the exposition in this script, they don’t tell the audience how these soldiers became G.I. JOE."
-"A lot of action, a villain, a bitch and of course the hero. Can’t go wrong with that, right? Whatever…"
-"Yes that dialogue is in there too as a nice touch and trust me folks, VOLTRON ain’t no pussy either."
-"I am going to keep the spoilers absolutely lite on this one to not piss off Bruckheimer, Bay and Disney."
-"As long as Will don’t come out with a rap album to accompany the movie it’s all good!"
-"But that’s ok. We’re not haters. Just make sure you close your curtains at night. This hit man has an itchy trigger finger and I’m ready to give some future scripts a nasty head-shot."

Ok, I don't think I should say any more.

1 comment:

Flocking to New Orleans said...

I couldn't agree more with our esteemed Mother Goose here. If it's true legend's grow by the honk, then this website is receiving a true Honk Honk Hooray from me.