Stars, Stripes and Bradshaw

When I was born 24 and some odd years ago I burst forth from my fetus flat reaking of freedom, liberty, and a hint of vagina. I came out of the womb going mach 3 with aviator glasses and equipped with an upper lip warmer that would make Tom Selek jealous. Growing up I let my rat tail grow proudly, my neck blush wildly, and my hatred towards immigrants influence my every decision in life. I've taken every precaution to ensure my family's safety by fitting my double wide with enough small arms to make "the Al-Qaeda" call off their jihad.

I am Nick "Goose" Bradshaw..........I am America! Ooo-rah!



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