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Well fellas, I have been thinking long and hard about how to best get you around to see all the sites, swamps, devastation, homeless that New Orleans has to offer and realized that while driving a PT Cruiser might suggest I am perhaps not the most masculine person, it really wouldn't provide the necessary equipment to get everywhere we might want to go. Therefore, I have put in many hours of wrench turning, welding, and tweaking to come up with the perfect city/swamp amphibious vehicle. This beauty and I will be waiting for ya'll at the airport when you arrive!

Stars, Stripes and Bradshaw

When I was born 24 and some odd years ago I burst forth from my fetus flat reaking of freedom, liberty, and a hint of vagina. I came out of the womb going mach 3 with aviator glasses and equipped with an upper lip warmer that would make Tom Selek jealous. Growing up I let my rat tail grow proudly, my neck blush wildly, and my hatred towards immigrants influence my every decision in life. I've taken every precaution to ensure my family's safety by fitting my double wide with enough small arms to make "the Al-Qaeda" call off their jihad.

I am Nick "Goose" Bradshaw..........I am America! Ooo-rah!



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God Bless America

What a country. Happy 4th of July!

From Man to Monster

I've gone ahead and cancelled my flight. Enter the city limits of New Orleans AT YOUR OWN RISK!

Not a Soccer Rant

A

B

I told Mother Goose last night that I would not comment here on our fine U S of A's performance last night against Paraguay. Unfortunately, I'm breaking my promise. But, if pictures speak a thousand words then these two speak volumes.

We should have at least acted as if we played like him. At least, show glimpses of A.

But instead, we played like B. The Last Comic Standing who makes fun of his own cerebral palsy.

Alas, I am not Picasso nor Rembrandt. If only analogies could be drawn in the subtlest and most delicate of brush strokes. Discuss.

Chris

This is only one of many pictures that I hope myself, or any one of the four of us can sneak into in the weekend that is fast approaching. Tom, as seen here, is a well dressed man for living on the streets of the French Quarter, but don't let the sport coat fool you....he stunk like absolute sh*t! Good times ahead I am just sure of it.

Cinema Will Never Be the Same

Jensen was kind enough to add the Latino Review to the list of links on the right-hand side of the page, and for anyone who hasn't visited this website, I have to give it my highest seal of approval. This site contains all sorts of movie information, but the most unique aspect is their script review section.

Not only do you get to feel like a Hollywood Insider by reading reviews of movie scripts that are a ways away from release, but you get to read them from a latin viewpoint. To top it all off, I think the guy actually knows what he's talking about.

Some of El Mayimbe's more eloquent insight:

-"WOW! WOW! WOW! ANOTHER GIANT FUCKING ROBOT MOVIE! WOOHOO!"
-"For all the exposition in this script, they don’t tell the audience how these soldiers became G.I. JOE."
-"A lot of action, a villain, a bitch and of course the hero. Can’t go wrong with that, right? Whatever…"
-"Yes that dialogue is in there too as a nice touch and trust me folks, VOLTRON ain’t no pussy either."
-"I am going to keep the spoilers absolutely lite on this one to not piss off Bruckheimer, Bay and Disney."
-"As long as Will don’t come out with a rap album to accompany the movie it’s all good!"
-"But that’s ok. We’re not haters. Just make sure you close your curtains at night. This hit man has an itchy trigger finger and I’m ready to give some future scripts a nasty head-shot."

Ok, I don't think I should say any more.

Traded the F-16 Tomcat for

this puppy straight up. Dont worry about buying any carbon credits because this bird is eco-friendly as it is fueled by bread crumbs.



I know very little about New Orleans (outside of the fact that my breasts will keep me showered in beads) sights to see, so I will rely on Snyder to procure a list of things to do and see while there. My only request is that we find some place to play some beach volleyball.

Nick "Goose" Bradshaw

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Which Way To New Orleans?

And on the seventh day, Steinbrenner created a blog, and all was right with the world.

So, we're more or less three weeks out from this trip, and we've got plenty of time to plan, but I'm sure we all want to make the most of it. We're going to have Thursday night, all of Friday (probably sans Snides for the afternoon), plus all day Saturday with Snides. What do we want to see and get done? Ideas welcome in the comment section (now I officially feel like a blogger).

The NO Blog

Alright here it is....Snides suggested it so it's created.